Random :)

Jokes

Kamil : Ahmad, who invented fireworks?

Ahmad : some bright spark, sir.

Kamil : Ahmad,what can you tell about Camelot?

Ahmad : It's a place where they park camels, sir.

Kamil : Ahmad, where did the Japanese land when they arrived in Malaya?

Ahmad : on their feet, sir.

Kamil : Ahmad, what is a skeleton?

Ahmad : It's the bones without the person, sir.

Kamil : Ahmad, have you ever seen a man eating tiger?

Ahmad : No, sir, but I have seen a man eating chicken.

Kamil : Ahmad, what's a barbeque?

Ahmad : It's a long line of people outside the barber shop, sir.

Riddles

What's

More powerful than God,

More evil than the Devil,

The rich have it,

The poor need it?

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What

Has 12 village in a single file,

Two men - one short and fat,

The other - Long and thin, 

Go round

When the thin one reaches 12,

The fat one complete a mile?

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