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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Random :)


Kamil : Ahmad, who invented fireworks?
Ahmad : some bright spark, sir.

Kamil : Ahmad,what can you tell about Camelot?
Ahmad : It's a place where they park camels, sir.

Kamil : Ahmad, where did the Japanese land when they arrived in Malaya?
Ahmad : on their feet, sir.

Kamil : Ahmad, what is a skeleton?
Ahmad : It's the bones without the person, sir.

Kamil : Ahmad, have you ever seen a man eating tiger?
Ahmad : No, sir, but I have seen a man eating chicken.

Kamil : Ahmad, what's a barbeque?
Ahmad : It's a long line of people outside the barber shop, sir.


More powerful than God,
More evil than the Devil,
The rich have it,
The poor need it?
ʎǝuoƜ : ɹǝʍsu∀
Has 12 village in a single file,
Two men - one short and fat,
The other - Long and thin, 
Go round
When the thin one reaches 12,
The fat one complete a mile?

ʞɔoןɔ : ɹǝʍsu∀

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